Ass

That girl was ass.
And she smelled pretty bad.
Her eyes were kind of yellow.
A mustache like a fellow.
And yer mouth...like a horse.
Her hair was very corse.
And did I mention that...that this girl was fat.
So very very fat.
And in another life, she wouldn't stand a chance.
But tonight was different.
And I was drunk
So very very drunk.
On Canadian beer
After a dozen she looked like model of the year.

So I gave her a go.
We started off slow.
Then she picked up pace.
A sweat on my face.
My toes started tapping and I started clapping.
She was like a hover vacuum cleaner, sucking on my weiner
It was unbelievable...
An hour before, it was unconceivable...
But let me tell you something...
I tapped that ASS

It wasn't so bad
Her eyes had a twinkle
Her face without a wrinkle
And her mouth, oh this girl could suck.
And did I mention her breasts, they were the best.
And if I wasn't such a jerk, we could have made it work.

Well the time has passed since I tapped that ass.
And I saw her walking down the street
Looking very neat
Hand in hand with her man.
I think his name is Brett.
He drive a red corvette.
And he always has a smile on his face
Because he's getting laid
While I waste away
And dream about the day
And dream about the day...

Bitch

You want me for my money, you want me for my mind.
You want me for my money and that's OK this time.
You want me for my money, you want me for my mind.
You want me for my money and that's OK this time because...

You're you,
You fucking bitch you
You fucking bitch you

You stole my money.
Slept with my friends.
I hope you get the bends.
What happened, we used to be good friends.
I'll tell you what.

You fucking bitch you
You fucking bitch you

But now my eyes are open,
Your slimey ways I can see
Can't stand your beaty fucking eyes
Looking at
Me.

You're a Goddamned dirty whore
Can't stand you anymore
Talk a long walk
Off a short plank
You're a damn dirty skank.
That's right, I'm talking about you.

You fucking bitch you...

Blood Soaked Swastika

How does it make you feel?
To know what you fight for is lie.
Like so many that marched before you.
Wore the badge, spread hate, and died...

Blood, Soaked, Blood, Soaked....

You really are a fool,
You really don't have a clue.
How did you pass grade school?
How did you pass grade school?

Blood, Soaked, Blood, Soaked...

You're so fucking stupid
You're so fucking stupid

Day Art Bell Retired, The

Aliens, Have fucked with my life.
My Wife, my wife is the devil.
My Son, my son sees dead people.
And there is no-one out there for me anymore.

The Kingdom of Ni
Was it a lie.
Or was it something more.

Aliens, Have fucked with my life.
My Wife, my wife is the devil.
My Son, my son sees dead people.
And there is no-one out there for me anymore.

Like a Megadeth song.
A bad hit from da bong.
Its the voice in my head.

Who will tell the truth.
Who will tell the truth.
Who will tell the truth.
Who will tell the truth.

Before you go
Put my mind at ease
Do the Aliens want war
Or do they want
Peace.

Erosion

When I slip
I get kicked
When I fall
I get stomped on
Pounded
Eroded
Made to dust

When the seasons change, I get blown away
When the seasons change, I get blown away

This house is made of straw
This house is made of straw
This house is made of straw
When the wolf comes, he'll blow it down

Government

Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government and don't blame me.

For Christ's sake, the girl is dead.
Died in a fiery wreck.
No the kid's been arrested.
He called for help.
Who are we to blame.
Take a good look at your self.

Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government and don't blame me.

Point blank, at the French teacher's head.
He ducked, they laughed, he thought he was dead.
No they kid's back in class.
He played the fool.
They think that you're uptight.
I think you're right.

Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government, blame yourself.
Don't blame the government and don't blame me.

Hypocondriatarianism

I've got a pain in my eye
Somewhere deep back inside
Don't know if I'll live or die
Live or Die

Paul you can have my car
Sorry, the stereo is shit
Bob, you can have my Def Lepard CD
You've had your eye on it for some time
Russ you don't get nothing
Because I have nothing left to give

Nothing left to fight
I'm burning up
Feel my head
Oh God why?
Leave me alone
With my Tylonal to die

Lost and Drowned

Sharks in lambskins
Swim through the streets.
Looking for something
Clean to eat.

So Young, So Young, So Young, and beautiful...

Face down, I can't face the facts
Gripped by the fear of society
Weak and sad...
Bring her back...

So Young, So Young, So Young, and beautiful...

Terrible silence
Hungry thoughts
She was so young
Now she is gone.

Pikachu

I can beat the fuck out of Pikachu, Pikachu.
I can beat the fuck out of Pikachu, and you too.
I can beat the fuck out of Pikachu, Pikachu.
I can beat the fuck out of Pikachu, and you too.


Pikachu I choose you,
Pikachu I choose you.
Go!

S.O.A.P...

Kick me in the knee, kick me in the knee
Try to drag me down
Drag me down, so angry
Questions burn through my head
A grown man isn't supposed to cry.

I know why you don't care
Because your so tired and old

I won't shut my face
Because that is when
the shit goes down
I will question you
I won't be your victem (I don't know hoow to spell!)

You don't own me
You don't even own me
And if you look my way again
I just might snap

And snap your fucking head off
And punch your fucking head off
And kick your fucking head off
And rip your fucking head off

Stalled

Dance to the turmoil of a world on edge, world on edge.
I'll take the fire to the sky, this I pledge.
I'll be the rage in your eyes, you're on the ledge.
Dance to the turmoil of a world on edge, world on edge.

I saved this chick
from being raped.
Then I changed my mind.
I've got a sick, fucked up brain,
and I've run out of time.
My mind wanders that way,
My legs go there.
I want a straight answer
But does anybody care...